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2005-11-03 - 2:40 p.m.

I am an editor, but a very bad one.

I, like anyone who writes on a computer made after 1986, spell check my work. Writing purists and neo Luddites may complain how this invention has made writers lazy, but it has saved my ass from embarrassment so many times that I will never complain about it.

It has also shown me how horrible of a speller I am. I will ever be able to spell the following words (or any of their derivatives) correctly the first time I type them.

All right (two words I always want to make one �alright�)

Environment (does this make me an anti-environmentalist?)

Necessary (Necccessary? Neccssary? Nessssarry? Neccccessry? Aw, fuck it.)

Restaurant (love them, but I can�t spell them)

Eighth (why would this ever have two g�s? I don�t know, either, but I have tried)

Separate (for some strange reason, the spelling of this makes no sense to me)

Bananas (I can actually spell this, but I have to use an acronym that I learned in first grade that goes like this �Books Are Nice And Neat And Super.� I can�t spell banana, though)

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